this is the best
when your computer insists that it has urgent updates
Can we have another “Type the following words into your tags box, then post the first automatic tag that comes up.” post with the words
My tags are a fucking sham and here lies the proof
where the fuck did all my shoelaces go
you’re all fucking idiots
tumblr: where we can have the president of the united states, a gif of supernatural, and the staff swearing and bitching at us all in the same post.
and it all makes perfect sense
Short Hair- Mulan Soundtrack
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL MY LIFE? DO YOU KNOW HOW DISAPPOINTED I WAS THAT YOU WEREN’T ON THE MOVIE SOUNDTRACK????
*settles into bed with blankets laptop headphones a drink and everything* ahh yes perfect. I have to pee.
Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension
- "Make me",
- "oh really",
- "is that so"
"What’s in it for me?"
if you can make me physically smile when talking to me online then you are fantastic